Nutshot
Simulator

Throw things. Hit people in the nuts. That's the whole game.

What is this?

A comedy physics shooting gallery where the only objective is to wind up, let fly, and connect with a satisfying boomph. No score. No clock. Just the throw.

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Real ragdoll physics

Every nutshot plays out in glorious, flailing slow motion.

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Chain reactions

Fling one downed body into the next and topple a whole crowd like dominoes.

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Hidden secret targets

Some victims are tucked where you'd never think to throw.

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Blocky lo-fi worlds

Clean, colorful, low-poly locations built to be wrecked.

Clear the cove, one wince at a time

A hushed art museum, a leafy city park, a greasy 90s burger joint, a sprawling shopping mall — a dozen mundane-yet-absurd locations, each packed with a cast of oddballs.

Art museum gallery lined with paintings and a marble statue Sunny city park with a duck pond, benches and strolling characters Retro fast-food joint with a red checkerboard floor and menu boards Bustling shopping mall atrium with a tiered fountain, escalators, a mall cop and shoppers

Play it right now — in your browser

No download, no sign-up. The demo runs on WebGL. Grab a projectile and go.

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