Throw objects to hit people in the nuts.
Nutshot Simulator is a comedy physics shooting gallery. Rain down a wide-ranging assortment of projectiles: baseballs, frisbees, live fish, prescription medication. Hitting the target zone crumples people instantly. You can even collect stuff. Sit back, relax, crack open a cold one and enjoy some nuts.
Throw things at people. Aim low. Nutshot Simulator is a physics comedy set in Kumquat Cove, a perfectly ordinary town with a burger joint, a church, a frat house and a moon base.
Hits come with slow-motion replays. Sometimes from the ball's point of view, other times from the target's. There's a hit list. The bishop is on it. So is the cashier. So is the man on the scooter, who was only passing through. Some names don't show up until you find them. The town has a life of its own. Sometimes the cops hit the pizza guy for you.
If you can see them, you can hit them. The mascot. The janitor. The alien quietly reading Dostoevsky in the park.
All 1920×1080 PNG. Click any to download the full-size original; they're all in the zip too.
City Park — the cyclist
Hell — the Devil
Ancient Egypt — the overseer
Whaling Ship
The Farm — the cow tipper
Big Top Circus
Frat Party — the keg stander
California Gold Rush
Heaven — the angels
Burger Joint
City Park — with the Hit List
Wedding — the bride
Orbital Station — the toilet wrestler
The Alien's Home Planet — the alien granny
The Mission — the mariachi
Fourth of July — the grill cook
Arcade — the animatronics glitch out
The town map
The dress-up box: wear what you've collected
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App icon — PNG, 1024×1024
Key art — 1920×1080
Wide key art — 3840×1240, no wordmark (layer the logo yourself)
Steam main capsule — 1232×706
Steam header capsule — 920×430
Nutshot Simulator is made by Daniel X Moore, a solo developer with a long-running habit of building small, weird web games. The game runs on a custom Three.js + Rapier engine with procedurally built blocky characters.
The soundtrack uses Creative Commons tracks by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) and Scott Buckley, licensed CC BY 4.0. Coverage that includes in-game audio is fine; the game's own clip exporter burns the attribution in. The trailer is cut to Offenbach's Orpheus in the Underworld overture (Musopen recording, CC0 / public domain).
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