Throw objects to hit people in the nuts.
Nutshot Simulator is a comedy physics shooting gallery. Wind up, let fly, and connect with a satisfying boomph. Every hit sets off a fully simulated ragdoll and a slow-mo replay of the consequences. No score. No clock. Just the throw.
Every location in Kumquat Cove is packed with a cast of oddballs, and your job is to work through all of them: a golden-hour backyard trampoline, a greasy 90s burger joint, a fluorescent-lit doctor's office, a glass-tank aquarium, a hard-hat construction site, a Venice Beach boardwalk, a Sunday-morning church, a roaring music festival, and more. Some victims are secret targets tucked where you'd never think to throw, and clearing a spot opens new locations and hidden paths across the map.
Priests. Foremen. Mascots. Skaters. Shepherds. If they're standing, they're a target.
Mundane places. Zany people. Excellent aim.
All 1920×1080 PNG. Click any to download the full-size original; they're all in the zip too.
Aquarium — the hit
Backyard — the hit
Construction Site — the hit
Doctor's Office — the hit
Music Festival — the hit
Shopping Mall — the hit
Museum — the hit
Venice Beach — the hit
Aquarium
Backyard
Church
Construction Site
Doctor's Office
Burger Joint
Music Festival
Shopping Mall
Museum
City Park
School Hallway
Venice Beach
Backyard — with the hit list
Burger Joint — with the hit list
Shopping Mall — with the hit list
Museum — with the hit list
City Park — with the hit list
Venice Beach — with the hit list
Wordmark — transparent PNG, 1280×652
App icon — PNG, 1024×1024
Key art — 1920×1080
Wide key art — 3840×1240, no wordmark (layer the logo yourself)
Steam main capsule — 1232×706
Steam header capsule — 920×430
Nutshot Simulator is made by Daniel X Moore, a solo developer with a long-running habit of building small, weird web games. The game runs on a custom Three.js + Rapier engine with procedurally built blocky characters, and the same build that ships on Steam also runs in a browser tab.
The soundtrack uses Creative Commons tracks by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) and Scott Buckley, licensed CC BY 4.0. Coverage that includes in-game audio is fine; the game's own clip exporter burns the attribution in.
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